Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I'm An Artist Too (115)

The little girl is asking her teddy bear "Would you like some more tea, Teddums?" to which the teddy bear replies "No thanks. I'm stuffed!"

Okay. Definitely not some of my best work. The drawing stinks, and the pun is worse. Actually, I stole that pun from somewhere. I maintain that my worst puns are my stolen puns.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

I'm An Artist Too (114)

A guy getting punched in the gut by his punching bag. Worst. Punching. Bag. Ever.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Back Off! Get Your Own Sandwich!

If you've hung around me for long enough, you've probably heard me say "Back off! Get your own sandwich!" I then have turned to you and asked you if you remember that commercial. Inevitably, you haven't.

We used to say that all the time when I worked at Tim Hortons. Maybe it was a Nova Scotian thing? Anyway, I searched for a long time to find the commercial. I found it, and I present it to you now. Watch it a few times, and you'll find yourself saying "Back off! Get your own sandwich!" every so often. In fact, if anyone (including you) ever says "Back off!" you won't be able to help yourself from finishing with "Get your own sandwich!" any more than a toon can prevent himself with finishing the old "Shave and a haircut" with "two bits".