I Hope I'm Not Left Below!

As I write this blog, the Rapture is supposed to happen tomorrow. Then, the world will end in October. I have figured out how the world will end. The universe will be ripped apart by a giant paradox.

Here's my syllogism:

1. The Rapture is a Christian Doctrine concerning the end of the world.
2. If the Rapture happens, then it proves that Christianity is the correct religion.
3. If Christianity is the correct religion then The Bible is infallible.
4. The Bible says that neither the angles nor Jesus - The Son of God - knows when the end of the world would be. "Only The Father knows." - Math 24:36, Mark 13:32
5. If the Rapture happens tomorrow, May 21, 2011, then it has been predicted. Someone other than The Father knew about it.
6. If someone other than The Father knows when the end of the world is then The Bible was wrong, ie: fallible. (See points 3 and 4).
7. The predictor of tomorrow's rapture predicts an end of the world in 5 to 6 months - much shorter than the 7 years predicted by The Bible.
   
8. Point 3 contradicts points 6 and 7. It's a paradox. POW! The universe is ripped apart.
   

My recommendations:

1. A this point, crossing the streams might work.
2. DON'T PANIC